Beneath the waves, where mussels listen and crabs scuttle in skeptical silence, lives the greatest storyteller the sea has ever half-believed: Old Fin. Part bard, part trickster, part professional exaggerator, Old Fin spins tales of tides, treasures, ghosts, and gullible clams.
Whether recounting the saga of the Sardine Shaped Rock, warning about whirlpools that hypnotize even penguins, or swearing he once heard a mussel sneeze, Old Fin’s stories blur the line between legend and lunacy.
The Ballad of Old Fin and Other Aquatic Oddities is a compendium of undersea myths, sardonic commentary, and salty humor — a reminder that beneath every calm tide lies a storm of ridiculous possibility.