The World of Waddle of Defiance Series

Waddle of Defiance

The Penguins' Noble Stand Against Injustice

A satirical children’s story with bite, Waddle of Defiance follows a proud colony of penguins who refuse to bow to unfair human tariffs. Through wit, dignity, and a touch of stubbornness, these birds march together in a waddle of resistance—proving that even the smallest voices can stand tall against injustice.

Blending playful humor with sharp commentary, this fully illustrated tale is both whimsical and thought-provoking. Younger readers will laugh at the antics of determined penguins, while adults will recognize the clever parody woven through every page.

It’s not just a story—it’s a celebration of courage, community, and the power of standing up (or waddling together) for what’s right.

Justice doesn’t march alone—it waddles.
Tales From the Beak Circle And Other Absurdities

12+ Penguin(?) Tales, One Island, Endless Absurdity

Gather close around the fires of the Beak Circle, where penguins swap stories that wobble between wisdom and nonsense, history and tall tale. These absurd parables carry lessons about pride, survival, dignity, and the occasional fish shortage — though not always in that order.

From the tragic saga of a penguin who mistook a snowdrift for destiny, to the bureaucratic nightmare of getting a permit for a perfectly good iceberg, these stories prove that truth often waddles in feathers of absurdity.

Part folklore, part satire, part unhinged campfire anthology — Tales from the Beak Circle and Other Absurdities extends the world of Waddle of Defiance into the timeless tradition of “why let facts get in the way of a good story?”

Every beak tells a story, and every story is delightfully ridiculous.
World of Waddle of Defiance Writing Guide

Ever wondered how a colony of penguins marched their way into satire?
The World of Waddle of Defiance Writing Guide pulls back the curtain on the creative choices, playful absurdities, and deliberate structure that shaped the original story. It’s part craft manual, part commentary, and part celebration of feathered defiance.

Inside, you’ll find the mix of humor and method that brought the penguins to life.
From building a parody with purpose to balancing whimsy with sharp critique, the guide explores both the big-picture worldbuilding and the fine details that make a waddle memorable.

More than just a manual, it’s an invitation.
Writers, readers, and curious penguin enthusiasts alike will discover how stories that look lighthearted can carry surprising weight—and how your own tales, no matter how absurd, can waddle forward with confidence.

Behind every waddle is a word.
The Ballad of Old Fin and Other Aquatic Odditiese

Tall Tales and Salty Satires from the Deep

Beneath the waves, where mussels listen and crabs scuttle in skeptical silence, lives the greatest storyteller the sea has ever half-believed: Old Fin. Part bard, part trickster, part professional exaggerator, Old Fin spins tales of tides, treasures, ghosts, and gullible clams.

Whether recounting the saga of the Sardine Shaped Rock, warning about whirlpools that hypnotize even penguins, or swearing he once heard a mussel sneeze, Old Fin’s stories blur the line between legend and lunacy.

The Ballad of Old Fin and Other Aquatic Oddities is a compendium of undersea myths, sardonic commentary, and salty humor — a reminder that beneath every calm tide lies a storm of ridiculous possibility.

Where the tide brings in more lies than fish.
The Laundry Papers

The Definitive Proceedings of the National Institute of Suds

The National Institute of Suds presents its first groundbreaking monograph: a comprehensive study of Washer Window Hypnosis Syndrome (WWHS). Combining fake data, fabricated charts, and the occasional genuine human quirk, this paper dares to ask: why can’t we stop staring at our laundry?

Inside you will find:
• The Stare Duration Index (SDI).
• Peer-reviewed fake references, including Lost & Found: An Ethnography of Missing Socks.
• Safety guidelines for responsible washer observation.
• A grant proposal requesting $2.4 million in taxpayer funding for detergent diversity studies.

Equal parts academic satire and deadpan absurdity, The Laundry Papers extends the World of Waddle of Defiance into the realm of mock-science. Because if penguins can wage dignified resistance, surely humans can justify why we watch clothes spin in circles.

Where science goes round in circles.